Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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