We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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