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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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