So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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