i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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