So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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