Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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