P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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