So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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