You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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