Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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