how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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