Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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