Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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