Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We left the knife in your bed.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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