So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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