Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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