Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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