But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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