i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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