this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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