yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Shame - the story of my life.
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