We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
