Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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