Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I party with great urgency now.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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