who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And then he peed in my hair
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