butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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