the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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