just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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