i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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