alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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