I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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