He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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