Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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