dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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