And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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