Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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