I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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