4 words: hood of his car
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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