He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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