I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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