I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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