She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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