see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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