You don't have asthma, your pregnant
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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