i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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