Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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