just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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