i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just had sex on a roof
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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