why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
