I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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