I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
home. puking in laundry basket.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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