Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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