I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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