Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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