So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
bring money and cleavage
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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