So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Less talking, more tequila
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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