very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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