Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
